Making A Mend

These authors have discovered that stem cells can be used to make “reparation” to damaged liver tissue.

Therapeutic AND lucrative!

Avert thine eyes

Here an author shows that viral replication can be prevented if the viral DNA is unable to bind to an important active “sight” in a host cell.

Don’t blink. Or, wait. Do. Do blink. A lot.

 

Lucky Shot

In this study, authors explain that most drugs used in the treatment of AIDs “play a roll” in regulating the human immune system.

I swear, the lymphocytes are cheating…

 

Sleuthin’

These authors explain that in the process of their literature search, many articles were “detected” in the reference lists of previously selected studies.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Occupy

Here’s a study on temporal-lobe seizures. These are characterized by “seizure-like activity occupying in or around the temporal lobe.”

Damn you, Wall Street.

Just Try One!

While most of the studies they read tested only male subjects, these authors assure us that they were “not opposed to the sampling of females.”

This just feels wrong on so many levels.

Streeeetch

Investigating a possible link between various heart conditions and strenuous exercise, these authors reviewed studies on long-distance running and “elongated sprinting*.”

Rio: 2016.

 

*That sounded like it might actually be a thing, so I looked it up. An “elongated start” is a thing. So far as I can tell, elongated sprinting is not. At any rate, I’m pretty sure these authors were going for “prolonged.”

Mad Skills

The objective of this study is to determine the most “dexterous” of the atypical anti-psychotic drugs on the market.

Is it the red pill… or the blue pill?

 

 

Q&A

Lupus, these authors explain, is a debilitating disease with “few answers.”

But it’s great at Jeopardy.

Don’t Stop Believin’

This author defines dementia as a disease that causes nervous system “determination.”

By Grabthar’s hammer…