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Welcome to the wondrous world of undergraduate writing.

I am currently reviewing over one hundred essays written by introductory biology students. While there are many forms of “creative” writing to be enjoyed in this process – from Pollack-esque punctuation to death-defying grammatical gymnastics – my favorite of all are the malapropisms. This site is dedicated to honoring these delightful moments of guinness. I mean, genius.

Enjoy.

Seriously, you should probably grab one of these or something similar. It takes the edge off the existential angst brought on by reading these quotes.

Seriously, you should probably grab one of these or something similar. It takes the edge off the existential angst brought on by reading these quotes.

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